HOW RUDE….


#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet
HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna piss my fucking pants omg[ I CAN’T BREATH]
MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
Pffff, lol

I can bearly contain myself.
“From the day they arrive on the planet, and blinking step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than no, hold on… sorry, that’s The Lion King.”
Well first of all, she’s gorgeous. Everyone should see that from the big brown eyes she uses to stare at you with. It’s the sweetest vacant expression you could get from a homeless man like my friend Maddie.
She’s one of those people, like all of us, who sometimes criticizes themselves for being the best they can be. Maddie… *sigh* that’s a no no.
This girl is talented like a mini shakespearean actress, arts like a fiend, and smiles and lives with the world lifted from her shoulders. She is bold. Don’t you, whom ever doubt that, forget it. Maddie is bold and charismatic and sensible. It’s so rare to find a gem like her these days. She’s not a big whiner, she’s not a coward, she’s never been afraid to be someone’s friend. She accepts all.
She’s god :D
But in seriousness, that Maddie of mine is the most beautiful, fun loving, childlike, wonderful person I could ever have the privilege of knowing. If she ever forgets that, she will expect a counter reaction from the billions that will one day wish that they knew her too.

Aren’t we all be this funny?